Until We Can’t Even Hear How Much Fun We’re Having

[T]he just, please note, are not stuffy religious types with yard-long lists of good works, but simply all the forgiven sinners of the world who live by faith–who just trust Jesus and laugh out loud at the layoff of all the accountants.

And the unjust?  Well, the unjust are all the forgiven sinners of the world who, stupidly, live by unfaith–who are going to insist on showing up at the resurrection with all their record books, as if it were an IRS audit.  The unjust are the idiots who are going to try to talk Jesus into checking his bookkeeping against theirs.  And do you know what Jesus is going to say to them–what, for example, he will say to his host [in Luke 14:12] if he comes to the resurrection with such a request?  I think he will say, ‘Just forget it, Arthur.  I suppose we have those books around here somewhere, and if you’re really determined to stand in front of my great white throne and make an ass of yourself, I guess they can be opened (Rev. 20:12).  Frankly, though, nobody up here pays any attention to them.  What will happen will be that while you’re busy reading and weeping over everything in those books, I will go and open my other book (Rev. 20:12, again), the book of life–the book that has in it the names of everybody I ever drew to myself by dying and rising.  And when I open that book, I’m going to read out to the whole universe every last word that’s written there.  And you know what that’s going to be?  It’s going to be just Arthur.  Nothing else.  None of your bad deeds, because I erased them all.  And none of your good deeds, because I didn’t count them, I just enjoyed them.  So what I’ll read out, Arthur, will be just Arthur! real loud.  And my Father will smile and say, ‘Hey, Arthur!  You’re just the way I pictured you!’  And the universe will giggle and say, ‘That’s some Arthur you’ve got there!’  But me, I’ll just wink at you and say, ‘Arthur, c’mon up here and plunk yourself down by my great white throne and let’s you and me have a good long practice laugh before this party gets so loud we can’t even hear how much fun we’re having.’  [Robert Farrar Capon, Kingdom, Grace, Judgment, 283-284

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