Sue them to shut them up. That will probably work.
Listen here:
Rebellious Pastor’s Wife here.
Sign the petition. (Didn’t they learn from the last time not to make Issues fans mad?)
UPDATE: The opposition to Harry Madsen acquiring the trademark for “Issues, Etc.” has been withdrawn “with prejudice” (whatever that means–can anyone explain?) [Thanks to Dan at NR for the link, via the Brothers]
Balaam's Ass 