Let it stand as written: Unless and until the United States charges a person with “insulting religion” because she names a teddy bear Jesus, or Muhammad, or Buddha, or Al Gore, it will not and cannot be a theocracy. He/she/it who has ears (*ahem* ACLU, Americans United…, idiots everywhere, etc. *ahem*), let him/her/it hear.
This case is plainly ludicrous. Muhammad was certainly no teddy bear. (But he does have a website!)