“Call It Theocracy” (with apologies to Bruce Cockburn)

Let it stand as written: Unless and until the United States charges a person with “insulting religion” because she names a teddy bear Jesus, or Muhammad, or Buddha, or Al Gore, it will not and cannot be a theocracy.  He/she/it who has ears (*ahem* ACLU, Americans United…, idiots everywhere, etc.  *ahem*), let him/her/it hear.

This case is plainly ludicrous.  Muhammad was certainly no teddy bear.  (But he does have a website!)