Today‘s Big News

As I was getting ready this morning, I had NBC’s Today show on with the hope of hearing some of the top stories of the day. I guess I did get that, even if Katie Couric’s main story at 7:30am was a man who sued Home Depot for getting stuck on one of their toilet seats after a prankster smeared glue on it. He wants three million dollars after receiving abrasions from the removal of the toilet seat and feeling “frightened and humiliated.”