Following on the tail of A Joke (courtesy of my pastor):
Michaelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Well, he was getting a little slap-happy from spending so much time suspended from the ceiling on his back and, when he saw an elderly Italian lady enter the church to pray, he decided to have a little fun.
He calls out, “Hey lady! It’s Jesus! What do you want?”
So he calls out again, a little louder, “Hey lady! It’s Jesus! What do you want?!”
Still no response, so he practically yells: “HEY LADY! IT’S JESUS! WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
Finally, she looks up and says, “Can you be quiet up there? I’m trying to talk to your mother.”
[Sorry for the two Marian jokes in one week (well, not really); if anyone has Luther jokes…]