Satchel says to Bucky, “Reading your little Republican magazine, huh? Ha ha!”
Bucky replies, “Hey, I’m understanding my Democrat enemies. You don’t know anything about us.”
Bucky: “Take stem cell research. Do you even know why we Republicans oppose that?”
Satchel: “Well, I assume it’s some moral–”
Bucky: “I’ll tell ya why: Because we’re afraid that if it were legal, all you Democrats would be trying to grow little spines in lab dishes.”
Satchel: Oh, well now that…Wow. I’m really going to have to register my disapproval with that remark.”
Then there’s this, which fits in well with our previous discussions of politics here:
Bucky: “So, Mac, you’ve been listening to all this American election stuff for a while. What’s the Manc take on it all?”
Mac Manc MacManus: “Cor…Well, I’m right kippered on the skrikin’ an’ scally deeds an’ that. The chinnies are bang out of order, innit? Swear down, man, knock it on the ‘ead and that.”
Mac: *sniff*
Satchel: “Well, that makes as much sense as anything else I’ve heard.
Bucky: “Yup.”
Mac: “Cheers.”
