A Joke II

Following on the tail of A Joke (courtesy of my pastor):
Michaelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Well, he was getting a little slap-happy from spending so much time suspended from the ceiling on his back and, when he saw an elderly Italian lady enter the church to pray, he decided to have a little fun.
He calls out, “Hey lady! It’s Jesus! What do you want?”
No response.
So he calls out again, a little louder, “Hey lady! It’s Jesus! What do you want?!”
Still no response, so he practically yells: “HEY LADY! IT’S JESUS! WHAT DO YOU WANT?”
Finally, she looks up and says, “Can you be quiet up there? I’m trying to talk to your mother.”

[Sorry for the two Marian jokes in one week (well, not really); if anyone has Luther jokes…]

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One thought on “A Joke II

  1. A little boy went to his priest and asked, “Father, what’s the difference between Dominicans and Jesuits?”

    “Well,” said the priest. “The Dominicans were founded to get rid of the Albigenesians and the Jesuits were founded to get rid of the Lutherans.”

    “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, which one is better?”

    The priest asked, “How many Albigenesians do you know?”

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